Parents

I've got my parents up this weekend. They seem very happy with me living in Newcastle, but obviously that isn't enough for parents. They need to have the last say on my entire life. Apparently I should have:

• A wife
• A mortgage
• Children
• A career
• Financial problems
• a people carrier
• life long obsession with getting drunk
• a big wedding
• more fun
• less stress

But too be honest, I'd kill for a nice pretty girl to cuddle when I go to bed and snuggle up to when I go to sleep (the height of my ambition is she has nice (large) breasts and a brilliant personality) plus amazing eyes. When do my parents think I should be settled down?? Hoping I meet Mrs Right ASAP so I get out of all of this.

S or F or even A would have been fantastic for this role, but I haven't managed so much as a kiss with any of them. If there are nice girls who like cuddling and kissing please let me know!

Still think F is amazing. she cant do anything other than look very hot! I'd easily pay a million pounds to kiss her and 10 million to hold her whilst she slept!