The Ideal Wank

The four things needed to have a good tug are:

1. An Erection.
2. Somewhere private where you wont be disturbed.
3. Some motivation, memory, fantasy, the Internet or the classic magazine.
4. Something to clean up with. Be covered in cum and having to sneak to the bathroom isn't great fun, especially during the post organism clarity.

Today is Saturday and I have:

1. A Stonking boner. I woke up with what felt half the blood in my body in my pants. Even at 24 I still get over 20 erections a day. A nice bottom at work, boner, a nice thought about F driving home, boner, some hottie in the gym, boner (this can prove difficult, you try running with a mars bar (kingsize, I wish) lodged in your pants). I've tried all kinds of things to reduce the inconvenience of having a tent set up camp at the front of my trousers several times a day, lots of masturbation, no masturbation, trying to find a balance, before I got to sleep, when I wake-up. On the whole too much and too little can cause erection overload.
2. I'm in my room, haven't even bothered getting dressed yet.
3. I cant stop thinking about F. I also have my laptop for any additional motivation required. I'm guessing there must be close to billions of photos of naked ladies on the Internet, the 21st century is the wankers Paradise.
4. I Have a toilet roll so cleaning up will be easy.

The main reason for me disgracing myself at this point of the day, is that I am off to the gym in a bit and I think I'll need some EP (erection protection).