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Last Saturday Wankathon

As this is my last weekend in my current flat I'm having a final weekend wankathon. So far I've managed to jerk off 5 times today. I'm looking for at 15 times this weekend.

So as all you normal people go about your weekend busy just spare a thought for me tugging away in my flat for the last time.

What a wanker!

Non-Wanking Week

I managed to do the non-wanking week. From Sunday Morning until last night I didn't let myself jerk off. But last night when I got in I just had to fire off a couple of rounds before I went out. I listed all the benefits of not wanking for a while on my previous post:
http://manwithtwonames.blogspot.com/2007/02/week-away.html

But I'm still not back to normal on the hard-on front so I'm going to have to have a session this evening before I go out. I'll be unable to wear any jeans I own comfortably unless I get a few wanks in between now and 8pm when I go out. I spent Wednesday night having a few drinks with one of my favourite ever girls, SB and throughout I had a raging hard-on. What I would have given for her to just take me back to hers and relieve me of the pressure. I cant be like that tonight, so I'm off to find the tissues and get down to it.

I have few favourite things I like to think about whilst I'm tugging away, but here are my top blog related ones:

• Jenny X. Your bum and breasts, I'd love for you to let me spray my cum all over them
• VI. You could be the mature woman to show me how to get on in the sack.
• London Girl. I'd love to relieve you of your tension.

Yes as I've said before I am a pervert! But I find it great to be honest on this blog. Its my release (no pun intended), on Wednesday night I spent hours trying not to look down SB's top. She asked me what I though of her new clothes and I just wanted to tell her how round her great ass was, boobs looked, or how the colour of her top matched her beautiful eyes but I couldn't. At least on here I can be honest. I can admit I am a wanker who sits in front of his laptop stroking his cock.

New Place

I forgot to mention last night that I chose the place with6 other people. Not sure why I did, just went with my gut feeling. So its me and 2 other blokes sharing with 4 girls. I just hope I settle there and feel at home. The house is massive, as you would expect for somewhere that houses 7 people. there 3 bathrooms, 2 kitchens and 2 lounges set over 3 floors. My room is on the top floor so i should have some peace and quite when I want to be on my own.

There is a couple of issues that I think may change my lifestyle slightly, the house is very sociable so i don't think i will spend as much time in my room on my own. This couple with the fact the place has no Internet as of yet means my blogging and wanking will be greatly reduced. My priority is to get the Internet sorted out though.

I'm away with from today so i will not be able to blog until Thursday night. I might try and sue this week as another experiment in terms of saving it up. See here for the last time I tried this:
http://manwithtwonames.blogspot.com/2007/02/week-away.html

Stess

Everything seems to be on the up, but I'm still stressed to buggery.

I've decided where I'm living, I've put the deposit down. I've sorted most the issues at work out. But I'm still stressed and on edge I don't seem able to have 20 minutes where I don't have one attack of rage. Even a massive burn in the gym didn't help. I have no idea whats going on, my emotions seem very screwed up the last few weeks. I'm guessing this is either caused by my inability to sleep well or is causing my inability to just shut my eyes and kip. Is it possible for men to have some kind of hormone in balance like women?? I don't seem to be able to behave rationally for 2 days on the trot at the minute. Is a male period possible?? Is my brain making this up?? Has anybody else experienced this??

But I've figured out an idea way to relieve the stress. Its Saturday night, my flatmate has gone out so I've dug out my tissues and cracked open a beer. 3 or 4 tugs in between now and bed should de-stress me and hopefully cure my inability to get a good nights sleep.

The stupid thing is that a few good things have happened this week. B has realised trying to grab any man who is half interested wont make her happy. She has had a moment after her ex text her saying he had a hot new girl 9 years younger. She was surprisingly deep after 4 months of just needed a man to be interested. I'm guessing here, but maybe she:

1. Got laid on the sly.
2. Has got a new toy.
3. Decided that a massive amount of frigging will relieve her stress and worry.
4. Found god.
5. was right when I told her she was attractive and she can wait a few months or a year for the right guy to come along.

So B seems to be better. I really hope she is because we get on so well when she isn't depressed and convinced she isn't attractive. I don't have the ability to tell her she is attractive without sounding like i want to tear her pants off with my teeth. By the B is a hottie and shouldn't worry at all about her appearance.

I ended the working week on a high note. I gave F a lift to the train station. We laughed for 20 minutes non-stop as I drove her through the city. But I felt a little frustrated at the whole thing as we obvious get on but she wont go out with me. Then I realised all the sexual tension was down to me not wanking properly this week. I'm really happy we are now friends. She says I'm a nice guy and has promised that she'll stay in touch when she finishes her placement.

Life is good. I've got B sorted out a bit, I'm friends with F and have somewhere to live and to top it off I'm enjoying my Saturday night in alone!

Wank-Off

After managing to post a couple of non-sex posts and not having enough time to wank properly this week I'm well up for some hard action either tonight, tomorrow or as is traditional Saturday.

Anybody who fancies joining me in a wankathon then please let me me know by posting a comment or sending me an email. If anybody fancies it we even use msn.

This is perverted i know but I doubt I'm alone in wanting to have a competitive wanking competition!

I just off to have a look around on the Internet for something to cum over!

Housing Decision

I have to make a decision, which of the two pads I like do I take:

1. A newly built smart flat with two girls of a similar age to me. They seem lovely, the flat is really smart and in a great location.
2. A old Victorian House with 6 other people. The house is a bit ropey but having six other people around means it could be fun.

So on one hand there is a lovely homely flat with two really nice girls and the other there is a rough and ready place with six other people.

I'm totally undecided so if you could give me so help I'd be grateful!

Living With Girls

I'm moving flats and the chances are that I will end up living with girls. I've never done this and I'm apprehensive about a few things:

• Bathroom etiquette. I'm quite a tidy and don't smell, but I'd be worried of leaving things in a mess, the toilet seat and how long they spend in the bathroom.
• Periods. I don't understand these fully. My mate told me when women live together their periods synchronise. is this true?? Would living with girls be monthly torture?
• Wanking. Now obviously all men do it so you just don't mention it. But girls seem to find it hilarious. I am going to be laughed at if I nip off to my room when I get in from work or if I'm bored in front of the TV.
• Underwear. What about my flatmates leaving knickers, pants and bras drying in the living room. Is having a quick admire of these garments out of order.
• Dressing. What is it acceptable to wear around the house?? Me and my flatmate happily just wear boxers and maybe a t-shirt. But would girls not like this??

I feel a little naive to say the least!

I need some help and advice!

Pissed Up

I know I shouldn't be blogging after a night out, especially when I'm worse for wear. But i have a few negative thoughts going through my head and surprise surprise they are almost all about women:

1. I (B's flatmate) is in love with B's friend R. He is cool but I now hate him as I is great!
2. I chatted to SB online today, part of me loves her and always will. She has a grad job sorted for when she finishes uni. I also forgot it was her birthday so i text her to say happy birthday and she replied saying thanks with loads of kisses. I know its very stupid, but there is part of me that carries a torch for her. She is beautiful and has incredible breasts.
3. C. Why do I have to talk to her everyday online at work?? I wish i wasn't a cock about these things, I find myself telling her all kinds of personal crap. We now use each other as therapists and its getting to me!
4. B, what is our relationship. I don't mean here is something sexual about it. But some days we're so close, then we're not speaking and then I a pain in the arse mate to her just because I want another drink in a club. I love her as a friend and think the world of her, but i get the feeling I'm just somebody to tell her she is beautiful when she is feeling down.
5. I'm so jealous of A and J. I know that as I'm sat alone in my flat typing this they are asleep in A's bed, with A's head on J's chest and them both dreaming about each other.
6. I'm now worried I'll never ever get laid again. But like I always say, its not just sex. I wish i could find somebody like C to put her head on my chest and go to sleep telling em she feels, safe, comfortable, warm and protected by me.

Sorry. I'm in a shite negative mood. But cant be helped, I need a girlfriend/lover/love of my life/wife etc to sort this out!

Jenny's Bum!

Check this out: http://itsallinsideme.blogspot.com/2007/03/photo-fun.html

Jenny I worship your ass!

As my side of the deal: My Cock whilst admiring Jenny's Bum!

As you can guess from the photo, capturing the moment on camera isn't easy.

To be honest I'm starting to feel like a bit of a a perv about posting pics of my cock.

This blog is getting to be too much about sex and not what i wanted it to be when I started. Maybe I need to document more of the things like C that have happened to me in the past?